Placing Text on a Drawn Path
Making your text do acrobatic feats around a path doesn't require any special training. Text doesn't have to conform to rectangular blocks, but can be attached to any path that you draw and still remain editable.
You should have something that looks like this:
The next thing is to stretch the text out so that is isn't bundled up just in the center. I changed the horizontal scale to 152 % and alignment to left to stretch the text on the path as shown below:
Here is my finished product cropped: