Heading Size
For the title you will choose the heading size of 1 (H1) and the heading size 2 (H2) for the subtitle. Between the body tags <BODY> and </BODY>, type the following text:
<H1 ALIGN=CENTER>JUST PLAIN STUPID</H1>
<H2 ALIGN=CENTER>The Wildest and Wackiest Gifts on the Web</H2>
FYI: To align text to the left side of your page, leave out the text align=center. Example:
<H2>The Wildest and Wackiest Gifts on the Web</H2>